falloutbong:

dont hit men!!!!

dont him women!!!

dont hit people!!!!

unless theyre into that in which case make sure you have a safeword

(via wondurs)

things that have no chill

torobabe:

-me

-automatic toilets

-people who clap when the plane lands

(via mehrmaids)

lvysaur:

Isn’t it weird how glue doesn’t get stuck to the container it’s in

(Source: nxte, via crystallized-teardrops)